A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011
Get the steven-beetsmug. Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005
Get the Oh Steven!mug. Steven stork this term is a term for a man who likes his young children usually he works as a caretaker or a janitor one of those jobs that will get loads of kid action
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much
by Johnny boi 09 April 21, 2018
Get the steven storkmug. by YashiRawr September 14, 2022
Get the Pulling a Stevenmug. Cooper Stevens is a very nice and caring kid, he is good at athletics and is pretty good at most sports. Cooper Stevens' only downside is that he is a mega weeb, He games so much and plays old games like Zelda that no-one likes anymore.
by NickinNicky06 October 30, 2019
Get the Cooper Stevensmug. (pronounced "REE-sah") (born June 11, 1913, New York City) is a famous opera singer who was popular from the 1940's through the 1960's.
by Crystal Myth February 2, 2010
Get the Risë Stevensmug. Steven Jong is a person you won't want to miss. When your with Steven, he got you feelin some typa way. He's that guy that just spawns in. Ur gonna have a dream about him, next day he wakes up with you! He's got that tryhard asian rizz. Steven Jong's these days are hard to come across but when your with him you become hard. Especially when he's with Jack, Rubun, Neil, or basically and Indian. He the kinda guy to have romance scenes in real life. He basically is the Weeknd.
by Rubun Naga July 8, 2023
Get the Steven Jongmug.