A race of 3 teams in which each team receives a case of beer, a blunt, and a pizza. First one to finish all 3 wins. Puking, spilling, and passing out all have time penalties.
by Freddy Ornot November 29, 2010
Get the Case Racemug. by alainaXrex September 29, 2005
Get the racing stripesmug. A race of smiley faces people. Those on msn that ONLY collect smiley faces emoticons are racist to the rest of the emoticons, such as the LOL emoticon, and the WTF emoticon. The smiley face race tends to be yellow, but may sometimes mutate to an odd shade of blue. They too, are people. We must treat them all with respect because they DO exist.
●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*omg i hate how when you reformat your computer then you lose all ur emoticons T_T
*i had like a zillion before
` {L} i S a R says:
*LOL
*i only collect little smiley ones
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*RACIST!@
*XD
` {L} i S a R says:
*like so ; D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*you only collect little yellow things.. ;O
*you RACISTTTTTAJKBDKHBB
` {L} i S a R says:
*HUN, RACIST = DISCRIMINATION AGAINST RACE
*THIS IS NOT
*ETHICS.
*YOU BUM.
*D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*smileys = people too >;0
*havent you heard of the smiley race? >.>
` {L} i S a R says:
*lolnu. c:
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*good god woman pay attention in class
` {L} i S a R says:
*./urban dictionaries it
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*;D
` {L} i S a R says:
*NOPE
*NOT THERE
*8D
*which means it's not real.
*c:
*omg i hate how when you reformat your computer then you lose all ur emoticons T_T
*i had like a zillion before
` {L} i S a R says:
*LOL
*i only collect little smiley ones
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*RACIST!@
*XD
` {L} i S a R says:
*like so ; D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*you only collect little yellow things.. ;O
*you RACISTTTTTAJKBDKHBB
` {L} i S a R says:
*HUN, RACIST = DISCRIMINATION AGAINST RACE
*THIS IS NOT
*ETHICS.
*YOU BUM.
*D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*smileys = people too >;0
*havent you heard of the smiley race? >.>
` {L} i S a R says:
*lolnu. c:
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*good god woman pay attention in class
` {L} i S a R says:
*./urban dictionaries it
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*;D
` {L} i S a R says:
*NOPE
*NOT THERE
*8D
*which means it's not real.
*c:
by Diem Anh August 8, 2009
Get the Smiley Racemug. Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.
Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.
Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!
... I love this sport.
Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.
Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!
... I love this sport.
by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018
Get the Ski racingmug. A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
by Queb3741 August 2, 2009
Get the Jag Racingmug. 1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.
I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.
I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"
It's only gay if you take it.
2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.
I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.
I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"
It's only gay if you take it.
2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.
Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.
Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"
Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"
by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016
Get the Chicken Racingmug. by Lotus220 October 13, 2014
Get the Race headmug.