The president has no ink.

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor's new clothes".
"The President has no ink."
by tdurden1982 September 06, 2019
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A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.
"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".
by Mr. President's Gay January 26, 2016
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pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
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president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
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Vise President

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence
"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"
by thaliayeet July 11, 2021
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