when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
by paulada5 August 30, 2008
When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.
by Dogboy Dave May 11, 2005
An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.
Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory November 08, 2009
by RudayyyC March 16, 2009
Dirt bike squids are always idiots who own an expensive motocross bike (racing dirt bike, for all the moto noobs out there) but don't race the bike, have done nothing to it but put stickers an an unnecessarily loud exhaust system on it and think they are better than you because they do wheelies on the street. Usually a rich kid, has never done an engine rebuild and has absolutely no interest in learning how because when they finally blow up their engine they just buy a new bike because their dad has the money for it
Man, those dirt bike squids are ruining every motocross riders reputation
Lmao, that dirt bike squid thought he could beat me
Lmao, that dirt bike squid thought he could beat me
by Vteckickedinyo January 21, 2017
by t0bia November 17, 2006