A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.
by The Elf July 11, 2006
Get the limey bastardmug. by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002
Get the communist bastardmug. History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
by derelictus May 31, 2010
Get the spherical bastardmug. To masturbate (male).
by EntropySoup June 10, 2008
Get the toss the bastardmug. you bastard head!!!!!
by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006
Get the bastard headmug. by CrispyFried May 14, 2003
Get the Rat bastardmug. The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.
He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.
by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008
Get the Attention Bastardmug.