Society's Dream Team

The people you don't find shopping at the 24 hour Sobey's at the 3:30 in the morning with their 4 kids.

Sorry man, you didnt make Society's Dream Team. We caught you at sobey's at 3 a.m.

by Another Sobeys emplyoee March 29, 2007

there's no i in team

A stupid phrase to tell ball hogs to give you the damn ball.

There aint no I in team.
Well there aint no WE either

by DyingAlive May 19, 2004

The D Team

When shit gets real, The D Team swoop in and kick some ass. Basically a synonym for winning. These mother fuckers don't just win shit. They D Team shit.

Surprise Mother Fucker! You've just been gunished by The D Team. How does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!

by the captain of crunch November 30, 2011

TEAM KILLER

Ofter a person in an online internet game who kills their own team mates for the "lolz". In other terms they may do so because they find their team mate inadequate at gaming, in which case they will team kill nubbies.

"Why are you killing your whole team?"
"Just for the lolz."
"WOW you're such a TEAM KILLER"

Or

"I Team Kill Nubs"
"Dude we're only on easy."
"Bounce back to nub land.:
"Don'te be such a TEAM KILLER come on!"

by Juzzy April 4, 2009

take one for the team

an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.

yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.

by rizosh July 15, 2001

Dream Team

The F*cking best of the team not the fastest or best in practice but kill it come game time. Every one on the team is hilarious and keep the team from being a bunch of winey bitches.

Man practice sucked before we got dream team.

by W.DA.DA.M.AO February 23, 2010

Team Rocket

More difficult to summon than Captain Planet. Has 11 parts rather than just 8.

Poster 1: Prepare for trouble, and make it double
Poster 2: To protect the world from devastation,
Poster 3: To unite all people within our nation,
Poster 4: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Poster 1: Goddamit man! I can never summon Team rocket!

by Dr. Awesome July 27, 2006