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Teenager

An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.
Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
by AQ July 20, 2008
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Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.
Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.
by jenny October 4, 2004
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teefa

An Urdu name, derived from the name "Lateef"
Zim yells "Teefa aya oo teefa, aho ni aho"
by Moiz Ahmed August 23, 2007
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Teenager

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.
Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...
by StraightFMan August 19, 2004
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teeba

A fat man who is determined to become black somehow. He tries to be all G'd up but does not succeed. To become a Teeba, gain 200 lbs and holla at some nigga G's... Also you must be employed to KFC.
Teeba is a G
Teeba is a fat G wanna be
Teeba works at KFC in riverview
by Weeeooo March 24, 2007
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teenagers

an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.
I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.
by Brother Number One May 13, 2005
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teenagers

a teenager is someone who is either loathing someone, thinking overobsessively about someone, or a heroine addict cuz it's only $10 a bag.
Teenagers don't have feelings...THEY JUST HAVE BLIND RAGE!
by Bobby Jo February 27, 2005
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