tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.

Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009

Tard face

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008

Tardage

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

tard-wang

A person lacking sense or intelligence.

Hey tard-wang, quit that shit before I slap you upside the head.

by Bgeezy March 5, 2014

takeda

A strong independent man, usually will have a temper but is a great friend. He has been hurt physically mentally and emotionally but doesn't show it. He helps his very close friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He is a good person to be friends with, will smile through the hardest times and can understand just about anything.

Woman 1: Hey Takeda, are you okay? Takeda: Yeah. Just a lot on my mind. Do you want to go on a walk or something? * Smiles*

by Takahashi_ Geek#1 November 25, 2019

Tard Strength

The phenomenon whereby someone or something deemed to be stupid or ridiculous ends up demonstrating amazing capabilities (usually in strength or success).

Person 1: Bro the idiot was able to run through a fortified wall like it was nothing.
Person 2: Talk about tard strength

by Jack Yoth May 6, 2022

wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.

matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004