Take a lap

A phrase said usually when one does something that is indescribably absurd and/or uncalled. The phrase was popularized by 'Dennis Reynolds' in an episode of the cable program 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' on the episode titled "The Gang Gives Back".

Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand

Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is that?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: It's diet.

Flip Flop Kid: Oh.

Dennis Reynolds: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: Terrible. Take a lap.

by Grandma Slippery October 4, 2011

take point

to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task

investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Take the bull by the horns

1. To do something difficult in a determined and confident way.

2. To forcefully attack a difficult situation.

1. Why don't you take the bull by the horns and tell him to leave?

2. I took the bull by the horns and confronted him about his drinking.

by Rebanex April 21, 2008

Take That!

What attorneys (usually the defense) will say when presenting evidence to back their claims in the Ace Attorney series

Phoenix: Take that! As we all know, the victim was on a vacation to Paris. The time difference between here and Paris is about 9 hours.

by CoolCaleb04 September 25, 2018

take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

no take backs

the command that instructs another party that once they have given you something they cannot change their mind.

steve asked hillary to give him her heart.hillary said 'yes'.steve followed with 'no take backs'.

by Gina for Hillary and Steve July 25, 2007

Take your jumper off

A quick, non offensive phrase defining the act of removing clothing from the top half of a women in order to gain sight of the breasts.

Nomis said to Clarke "take your jumper off", she did and the udders were in full view waiting for that special hand cranked man fat, "don't get it up my nose" she said.

by all_i_know April 2, 2009