Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 02, 2021

wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 04, 2015

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 12, 2019

mountain goller

A person who licks cows assholes an likes swamp turkeys

You mountain goller

by Hbvhhh November 15, 2020

mountain-done

to have finished consuming all or part of your soft drink of the same name. May be conjugated in any of the "do" forms.

ex. 1
guy 1: "Can we go now? Are you mountain-done?"
guy 2: "Only if her name's Kirsten."

ex. 2
gal 1: "Care for a soft drink?"
gal 2: "Nah, thanks, I'm mountain did."

by Germ Lucidius April 06, 2008

mountain bull

mount gay rum and red bull

dude i got so crunk at the Bergh estate off mountain bull.

by Christian12 September 13, 2009

cuntal mountain

1a-- the mound of fat that appears on a woman's abdomen as a result of giving birth multiple times
1b-- the mound of fat that bulges below the belt, especially when wearing a tight belt.

After Amy's 3rd birth, people started suggesting P90X workouts so that she might reduce her developing cuntal mountain.

by MROW2.0 April 17, 2011