Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Swimming

Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time

If I were you, I would take up swimming tomorrow

by KonstantinaPap January 6, 2018

Swimming

Swimming:

"Basically running but with wack arm movements in the water”

I was down at the pool basically running but with wack arm movements (swimming) in the water

by ForRyanLol August 28, 2023

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.

Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...

by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

let it swim

The act of ejaculating a lot uncontrollably during intercourse. The semen covers the partners entire body as if they are "swimming" in semen.

"I was fucking my wife last night and there was so much semen we let it swim."

(during intercourse)
Man: "Ohhh there's so much semen!!!"

Woman: "Just let it swim hun"

booty semen sex penis vagina let it swim

by TheRev31415 March 20, 2014

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022