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Swag

A term used by the mafia that means stolen merchandise.it can also be a term used by the white people who ware sideways hats and say "yo" frequently. Stay away from these people.
Wise guy 1: 'ay Donnie,nice suit. Where'd ya get it?

Wise guy 2: fughedaboutit, it's swag.
by pseudonymousR August 27, 2014
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Swag has been changed to represent something or someone that is very current with today's headlines and maybe even seen as thuggish. However, the actual definition(s) is(are):
1. a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
2. informal; money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.
verb
1. arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.

These are the definitions according to Google, so forgive me if they are incorrect and/or inaccurate.
1. n. Flower garland swag
2. n. Their homes offer tempting swag for burglars.
1. v. Swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs.
by Malphictor June 25, 2015
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In the 1960 there was a group of men that had a group called SWAG. This was a group of fags and SWAG stood for "Secretly We Are Gay". I always laugh at all u little wanna be gangsta's who walk around saying they have SWAG not knowing they are saying that they are gay.
by Elasko August 11, 2015
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Shit We All Got
"My mum drinks", its so SWAG
"My cat died", its so SWAG
"I'm fat", thats SWAG
by JunkWorld July 4, 2016
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(acronym, technical jargon) "Scientific Wild-Ass Guess"

1. An idea proposed by bringing together arguably similar understandings of established science, and then making a huge pile of assumptions, to reach a conclusion that you hope may not be completely wrong. "If it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall to the east, but that's a total SWAG so no guarantees."

2. (sarcastic) An obvious alternative, offered in response to some other alternative that is, itself absurd. "Not to discount his spiritual enlightenment, but just a SWAG here, maybe the dog just likes beef better than carrots."

3. A disclaimer that a well-considered guess is still just a guess; "My SWAG on this is a hundred pounds is safe and two-fifty will snap it like a twig."
If I had to offer a SWAG, it'd be the video card.
by BitOBear March 30, 2017
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Proud, mother-fucking, douche-bags use this word way too often. To them, it means I'm cool. But really, it makes everyone else want to put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. If you see someone use this, kill yourself, those around you, or the fucker who said it.
John: Hey Peter, I have more swag than YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
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Secretly
We
Are
Gay
Guy 1 - Dude, I got total SWAG
Guy 2 - Dude, I didn't know you were gay!
by IHateSWAGandYOLO September 26, 2014
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