spoff

a person who would not go on a school trip because "every day counts" or the type of person to remind the teacher of homework.

1: did you hear that *insert name* said that they're going to move down to the lowest year groups for people with disabilities just because they got lower than *insert name*?

2: yeah, hes such a spoff!

by iliketoeat5chunkypotatoesaday July 25, 2023

Scoff

A cross between a squid and a goof

"That little scoff just goofed me for my money"
"Wheres my money you little scoff"

by Ghetto Hillbilly December 13, 2023

staffage

unnecessary filler or decoration to beautify or obscure something, e.g. within the entertainment industry or politics

The politician's deeds were nothing more than mere staffage to appease the voters

by elek31 December 19, 2023

staffallah

Philly Muslims say it all the time instead of astugfirallah SMH

"Staffallah bro why you got pork on ya fork cuz"

by Unknownrecchaser February 18, 2024

Scoff Fest

Going to an eatery/restaurant and absolutely stuffing your face. Shovelling as much food down your gullet as possible. The person who troffs the most is the winner.

Let's go to an all you can eat buffet and have a scoff fest!

by Royal Belly March 25, 2024

staffdash

A last resort for EMS personnel to find work.

I have been fired by every company in my area.

You better go staffdash they only require a pulse

by QualityControl April 11, 2024

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024