Skeetastic

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet

Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!

by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Skeet and Run

When a man runs into a room and skeets on as much stuff as he can as quick as he can and then bails as fast as he came.

Dude, were going into her room and and gunna skeet and run.

by Jeffneezi October 3, 2008

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004

steetch

When you fold down the crease on a winter hat, creating less heat loss, and/or to put forth a steezy ghetto gorilla style. This technique is often used by homeless black men, or anyone trying to hide stolen merchandise in their hat.

"Get the manager, that dirty man is hiding a pack of blunts in his steetched hat"

by NikolaAP August 12, 2007

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 19, 2008

skeet

it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet

by the PZA March 21, 2005

skeet mobile

1. A car similar to the original 'Bat mobile' but more attractive and covered in skeet

2. The car your mother drives

3. A car so ugly, you would rather skeet on its dingy surface than drive it in public

1. That is one rad skeet mobile!

2. Hey Mom, can I drive your skeet mobile to school?

3. Wow, that '81 Honda Civic is a skeet mobile.

by Kyle da O.G. November 11, 2008