Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

Squirt hole

A hole that squirts.

My hole squirts, therefore it is a squirt hole.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019

Squiny as Tig

A {bitch} who is skinny and you hate. Thinks she's curvy but is a wall.

Giovanah is a squiny as Tig.

by max3659 July 2, 2019

Squirt n’ shat

Where you drop your load, and shit at the same time

Dude I just squirt n’ shat all over my floor

by Damp_Penguin December 22, 2019

Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball

Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye

by Dilly deli February 3, 2020

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

squirtadillo

Two Pokemon furries performing water sports. One peeing into the other's mask while yelling, "I choose you!"

Steve has been playing squirtadillo with Bob for over an hour now. He must have drank 2 gallons of Gatorade!

by anonymous October 2, 2020