Squeezer

One who plays with small children (under the age of 12) in a sexual manner.

by wizurd February 13, 2003

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

Uneasy Squeeze

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

Sleaze Squeeze

A supposedly non sexual hug offered in support where the giver gets a small sexual thrill. The reciever is not aware of the sexual element. Sleaze squeeses are sometimes accompanied by a sneaky smell of the hair. Usually given to women by men

girl, " I recieved some bad news the other day and Pete gave me a supportive hug, hes such a great guy "
Friend' " he does that to all the girls. youve been sleaze squeezed"

by tinat May 11, 2013

pig squeezer

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber

Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha

by PerryGlen July 12, 2017