Squatting dragon

When she does a dragon, just squatting

She gave me that wacky squatting dragon

by coochtroop July 30, 2023

squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".

Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?

by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016

Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party

You fucking cum squat what are you doing

by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

squat cobbler

The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.

The art patron purchased videos from the man doing a squat cobbler.

by bettercall August 21, 2016

squat cobbler

The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.

"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"

by optimisticdingo September 1, 2016

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013