Splifter

a really shit rollie that vaguely resembles a spliff in some sort of way.

a fucked up bifter

" i really want a splifter. do you want a splifter?"

by zcjvbrjh November 6, 2014

lip splinter

the small pieces of skin that lift up off of severely chapped lips...

i shouldn't have pulled off that lip splinter.

i have lip splinters, i really need some chapstick!

by avaflava February 6, 2010

splice

1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.

Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!

by Kevin Borst September 8, 2008

split up

to get your shit messed up

TimmyTwelveTux and IrMrThadeus got their shit split up on Gear s of War.

by PersuAZN April 4, 2008

spite

An acceptable answer for every 'why' question

-"Why did you get chocolate ice cream insted of vanilla?"
-"I don't know, spite.

by tportem April 20, 2004

Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.

while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"

by anabanana123 November 25, 2009

split yo' wig

the means of splitting one's skull

Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!

by Bunnyman June 21, 2003