Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.

"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."

by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016

DeAnne Special

When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.

I’m going to pull a DeAnne special to avoid sex tonight.

by Wilkigle June 27, 2019

the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

by foreskin eater November 16, 2019

Katie Special

All of the food you can imagine in one place at one time.
Like an Italian version of Tapas

I'm starving, let's have a Katie Special

by Flannel working hard March 20, 2019

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

Smokers special

When you throat fuck a smoker with a stoma and nut inside of it.

Oh ya that grandma enjoyed the good old smokers special

by Hdboner September 13, 2019

ralph special

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.

Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”

by Korbin Dalla$ May 20, 2018