Electric Spaghetti

Spaghetti cooked with magic mushrooms

“Hey I got some magic mushrooms let’s make some electric spaghetti for dinner!

by LJRjelllly March 15, 2021

ball-spaghetti

When you kick a pair of testicles so hilariously hard they pop and all the tiny noodle-like contents leak out into surrounding sac.

Also can be a verb i.e. "I spaghetti'd his balls."

"Remember when Stacy stomped Brian's left nut and turned it into ball-spaghetti and then she just laughed at him?"
"Yeah. Twas ice cold."

by BallbustingStacy July 27, 2020

Depressi spaghetti

When your depressi so you get upsetti and need some spaghetti

i is depressi spaghetti

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Upsetti spaghetti

Bros a lil down but food will do the trick

Man that sucks ur turtle died, but don’t be upsetti spaghetti I bought you a dog.

by Bruhhhhhhhman January 21, 2019

Voodoo spaghetti

A New Orleans tradition! Spaghetti made with menstrual blood. The point is to make the the menstruatee fall in love with the menstruator.

Dude. I know it's serious. She made voodoo spaghetti for dinner.

by SmashingBlumpkins December 30, 2017

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg September 14, 2005

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.

I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches me with His Noodly Apendage

by emderr October 9, 2005