smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.
after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."
by L SIZZLE July 13, 2015
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Stinky Smack

The act of hitting a girl with an erect penis, that has been left for 3 or more days unwashed, either on her face or body.
'Talked to Tracey recently?'
'Yeah, she was being a right bitch so i gave her a stinky smack to put her in her place'
by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011
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Ioll smack

A phrase used to describe a hyped up situation in which any man woman or child iollan is participating in one of the following activities.
(A) flakin
(B) shnarfin
(C) being generally iollan
Ioll smack you mad fucking geeserree, we stonchin tonight??
by Cargo Mc flatley May 07, 2019
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pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it
i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!
by redlinekart January 03, 2010
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bogaty smack

Cheap strong Polish lager, preferably from a corner shop. Derived from the Polish for "rich flavour" found on one particular brand
Jesus Christ I'm hanging, and I only had 3 cans of bogaty smack

Here's a tenner, go get some milk and while you're at it go get some bogaty smack
by Gazza T September 16, 2021
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triple smack

When someone is preaching some bs back to back to back. Smack smack smack
When the tool you went to college with hates Biden, loves the patriarchy, is anti vax and you wish you could triple smack them, a smack for each offense.
by Kairo2020 July 09, 2022
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smack and cheese

(noun) When someone makes you a bowl of Mac and cheese, then smacks it in your face.
Ex. Of Smack and Cheese, Smacking a bowl of macaroni and cheese in o friends/enemies' face
"Here's your mac and cheese..." *smack*

"That's so cheesy, thanks for smack and cheesing me!"
by SushiPandas January 12, 2017
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