skypew

a variant spelling for "Skype"
a.k.a. an auto correct spelling for "Skype"

"Wanna Skype?"
"Do you mean skypew?"

by humanoid111111111111111111111 June 26, 2016

skypewank

SKAHYP-wangk

verb (used without object)

1. (of a male) to masturbate while participating in a live video chat.

noun
2. an act, by a male, of masturbation while participating in a live video chat.

Ava and Don have a long-distance relationship, but they'll skypewank when they feel the urge.

by Adultier_AdultAdultier June 26, 2017

skyperbater

A skyperbater is usually a perverted loser who stalks and calls unwitting people on skype and pleasures themselves to the victim on webcam. Sometimes skyperbaters are old broke washed up men who live on islands with horse faced women. They also occasionally use hair dye and sunglasses to disguise how hideous they look. Please avoid these bottom feeders at all costs.

Hey watch out for that freak Hank he is a skyperbater who hangs out at the skype and wipe.

by Slow Rides March 12, 2019

Skye Newton

Skye Newton is a beaut. She is a Tumblr godess who likes to eat out fish testicles and suck on some healthy cavair. If you catch a Skye Newton in the act of fishing, she will beat you and push you and drown you in some delicious applesauce. You could possibly eat your way out of it unless you are having a bad day then she will change the applesauce into steel. She loves eating anchors and swimming with sharks, until they try to eat her then she kills them with her lazer vision. She will kill you if you use the word "shant" while looking through a microscope by throwing a billion peaches at you. She's quite the slut.

She is throwing peaches at her? She's a Skye Newton!
She is Tumblr Famous? She's such a Skye...!
She's flirting with every person in the world? Whatta Skye... SMH!

by SOMERANDOMHIPSTER December 9, 2011

SkyHero

Young stupid kid that doesn't know how to use a computer but records shitty Minecraft videos. His videos are so horrible it is written "FREE DEMO" on the screen during the entire video.

I found this annoying kid online. H makes Minecraft shit on YouTube. He is a real SkyHero. Like SkyheroTheGamer on youtube.

by Leafyplsroastthisguy June 20, 2016

Skye Foster

Otherwise known as sf-dawg, she is the embodiment of all memes known to mankind. She is an innovator, a revolutionary, some might even say a saint. And she is most certainly NOT gay. Some her greatest accomplishments include when sf-dawg fell, getting attacked by a German Shepherd, and you know she had to do it to em¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DAMN SKYE FOSTER REALLY HIT THAT YEET

by Skye Foster January 24, 2018

Skye darcy

Skye is a slag that rides horses

Oi Skye tick me a spliff u slut Skye darcy is

by Uejrjwjej djfiej May 17, 2018