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Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
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simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.
I love you Simon. From Tegan xox
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Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.
I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.
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simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers
i am feeling very simobionic at the moment
by Peter November 26, 2004
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simontipulate

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
by LRoq December 21, 2007
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Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)
1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner
by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010
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Simone Hall

A busty female who likes to sleep all day and party all night
Oh she's such a Simone Hall
by nickle-banter April 15, 2015
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