Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010

sprinklerspritz

another term for a swimming class.

baby sister: jessieka... can you please help me with my maths sums?
jessie: oh i'll be back in a tick. i have a swimming class. i'll be back soon after sprinklerspritz k:)

by alaallallallal July 7, 2010

shprinkler

Before a guy cums, stand up and a girl sticks her finger in his asshole, "control" shoots the load back and fourth while making sprinkler noises.

Laura and I did a shprinkler in my asshole roommates room and now everything is a glazed doughnut.

by DirtyCPT March 7, 2011

Shrunkle

1. Typical Southern adulteration of two or more words, in an attempt to make a colloquial shortcut, but actually making a more difficult word to say and understand. In this specific example, 'shrank' or 'shrunk', and 'wrinkled' are vulgarly heaped upon each other in a backwoods display of grotesque sexual prowess, similar to turtles having sex.

2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.

"Pardon me madam, but I must ask for a slight refractory period before our bed ridden frolic; for I have swam in frigid waters, and my wiener has shrunkled."

by Profane James September 7, 2013

sprinklegasm

When you connect two sprinkle candies in Candy Crush while orgasming for maximum amazingness.

I like being on top because it's easier to sprinklegasm.

by notmyname1234444 November 4, 2013

Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013

sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.

"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)

by AceShrift December 12, 2015