Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020

Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.

To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!

by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021

shower piss

A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.

Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.

by The rubb March 14, 2022

Shower stomp

The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering

Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok

by Swampedbandit April 14, 2022

Bushi Shower

In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.

Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him

by San Yama Mikeo July 6, 2009

Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.

"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."

by PlayaLove July 26, 2009