rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 2, 2004

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

yak shaving

a word to describe a task really tough that causes a lot of hard work to complete the task is also useless and u do it for fun coming from the fact it is hard to shave a yak

It was yak shaving eating 77 burgers

by arson_investigator May 30, 2021

sharigan

The eye Kakashi has in the Series "Naruto" its an eye that can focus on taijutsu, ninjutsu, genjutsu. Also the Uchiha Clan had it too, but after Itachi killed them all only three people have the Sharigan which is Itachi, Sasuke, and Kakashi.

" Its Sharigan Kakashi. His eye could detect any movement "

by Drew March 21, 2005

shabingus

inside joke that describes when something not funny is laughed at

joey; john my grandfather died
john; shabingus

by BIG BRAIN SOSA April 26, 2021

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007