Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

SHADES

The abbreviation of the disease scientifically classified as "Spielman's Habitual Awareness Deficiency Extension Syndrome." SHADES is a very serious disease. It starts by infecting the host's brain, then slowly flooding it with massive waves of gullibility, naivety, and general dopiness. The disease spreads very slowly. So far, only one person has been officially diagnosed with this disease, but some others are showing early symptoms.

Example 1
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.

Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.

by Indentured Grape March 6, 2019

stunta shades

the pair of glass being worn when someone is walking with confidence

When 6 p.m. arrived, I looked out my office window and saw my boss rocking his Oakley stunta shades as he strolled to his red Mercedes and drove off, ready to start his vacation.

by McWritah July 26, 2015

shaded bird

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.

"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"

by dwanye quest May 11, 2023

Shading and Lighting

Terms artists use to represent the illusion of making a 2D drawing appear to have depth.

"When I drew this sphere, the light source was at the top right corner so I shaded the opposite end because the light wasn't hitting it, and highlighted the end closest to the light source because the light was hitting it dead on." Mrs.Woods explained to the class. "This is called Shading and Lighting."

by whiteshadow44 August 20, 2011

Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

Shades

1. Throwing shades: Saying something disrespectful to someone.

2. catching shades: when it's obvious you're trying to get with someone (smitten)

Friend 1- yeah I got with Karen because I dont sit inside and play halo all weekend
Friend 2- quit throwing shade at me bruh.
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Friend 1: I saw all those comments you left on Hayley's ig picture. You catching shades?

by shgcvjbxmn April 21, 2016