School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.
Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.
by your real name (rebel) March 26, 2016
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A place where you have a contest of holding your pee and a pure torture chamber of boredness to the point where you just don't care about anything and leaving school gives you the feeling of awsomeness and a place to hyptonize your parents to think that school is a good place and videogames cause violence and makes you very sad also student debt sucks and high school is just pure pain and finally where you have a intense contest of how insane you can go from school
Mom IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL You In Your Mind welp here goes another 7 hours of my life wasted in pure pain and a contest for insane things to get absolutely no prize at all MOM: GET HERE NOW YOUNG MAN You: OH NO NONONONONONONO
by a name that is totally not tok November 30, 2020
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The worst type of hell anyone could ever think of out of all the hells in the world.
Bob:"Bye Jeff, see you tomorrow in hell!"
Jeff:"You mean school?"
Bob:"Same thing idiot."
by Bob........................... October 04, 2018
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Six
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Our
Lives
Nerd: School is SO fun!
Me: UM BITCH NO ITS NOT
by Astoria Greengrass February 23, 2017
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The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...
by A.J Simpson May 30, 2012
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A place of hell. What you think he’ll is like, that’s exactly what it is.
by Jake Form Star Farm December 30, 2019
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A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.
by Lievrehare September 02, 2017
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