Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

sarchotic

When you are so extremely sarcastic that people aren't sure if you're kidding or just crazy.

No, he's not crazy. He's just so sarchotic no one can understand his true intention.

by Bibliomonger July 20, 2016

sablity address

The sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it, whereas the holity address is part of a hendfice (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A type of residential address which is itself a glode, into which exactly five holity addresses are enspomed together, subspelically

May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the sablity or holity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Premature Satirisation

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

Choi San

San is an amazing person. He is an amazing dancer and sings like an angel. He has a jawline that could slice a melon in half quicker than Jongho. He is a baby and is smol but when he dances he turns into the devil, especially in the dance break at the end of Hala Hala. He contains the whole universe in his eyes and he flexes on u with his good looks. He loves atiny and atiny love san.

Example:
You: Who is Choi San?
Me: Choi San is my husband.

by the real han jisung December 10, 2019

Street Savoir Faire

Street know-how; street smarts. As popularized by the Disney movie "Oliver and Company."

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoir faire

by JohnNameJohn February 27, 2011

neigh-sayer

A hater- horse who does not impress easily and often rejects ideas and anything thought provoking.

Shapes and diagonals inverted exist in parallel universes. This was a notion proposed by a famous theoretical quantum equine physicist but his neigh-sayer (s) shot him down

by daywalkz June 21, 2015