Looking round at an event in order to find a cracking memeber of the public that you wish to engage in dirty and flithy activites
*Walks into a party*
Dude 1: She is hot
Dude 2: Lets Go Shopping first there has to be better girls than that
Dude 1: She is hot
Dude 2: Lets Go Shopping first there has to be better girls than that
by John Sainsburys August 01, 2011
A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.
Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
by John March 02, 2004
Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.
Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.
Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.
Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.
by Tippicanu September 17, 2023
The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.
''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''
''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''
''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''
by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010
When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).
by G Ninja October 17, 2019
by wtwer April 08, 2013