A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
by Al The Alchemist November 24, 2010
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I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!
I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!
Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!
Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008
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When a male is receiving anal stimulation orally, while simultaneously getting a hand-job from aforementioned anal diner.
by Daimo42 July 23, 2007
Get the Rusty Trombone mug.when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.
"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"
by joe moma343 January 10, 2009
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My girlfriend is into some nasty stuff, but when she came outa the bathroom, bent over, and asked me to give her a rusty rimjob, I blindfolded her, grabbed my stuff, and left the country.
by Lochnesslf July 27, 2009
Get the Rusty Rimjob mug.When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.
Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.
My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.
Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.
Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Bertha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Bertha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.
Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.
Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Bertha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Bertha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
by bigmelon June 17, 2008
Get the rusty trombone mug.The "rusty venture" is the name of a fictional sex act. The act is named after one of the main characters of the Adult Swim show "The Venture Bros.," Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture. It is referenced throughout season 4, episode 16.
The definition of the "rusty venture" is disputed among characters within the show:
1. (gay) Running one's finger around a man's anus, while simultaneously masturbating him, and making him release into his own face.
2. (gay) Two men performing a "69," filling each other's mouths with semen, then turning around and blowing the semen into each other's buttcracks.
3. (neutral) Placing one's penis into one end of a scuba snorkel, and putting the other end of the snorkel into one's own anus; the tube portion is then used simultaneously for masturbation and anal insertion, until one releases and allows semen to flow through the snorkel into one's own anus.
4. (gay) (definition unclear until uncut DVD is released, or someone with a better imagination comes along)
5. (straight) a) The "rusty" portion consists of a man having anal sex with a constipated woman, allowing her to defecate on his penis; when the man orgasms, he releases a mixture of semen and feces onto the woman's back. b) The "venture" portion consists of the man eating the "rusty" portion's resultant mixture from the woman's back without the assistance of hands (or implied other utensils).
6. (neutral) The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore.
The definition of the "rusty venture" is disputed among characters within the show:
1. (gay) Running one's finger around a man's anus, while simultaneously masturbating him, and making him release into his own face.
2. (gay) Two men performing a "69," filling each other's mouths with semen, then turning around and blowing the semen into each other's buttcracks.
3. (neutral) Placing one's penis into one end of a scuba snorkel, and putting the other end of the snorkel into one's own anus; the tube portion is then used simultaneously for masturbation and anal insertion, until one releases and allows semen to flow through the snorkel into one's own anus.
4. (gay) (definition unclear until uncut DVD is released, or someone with a better imagination comes along)
5. (straight) a) The "rusty" portion consists of a man having anal sex with a constipated woman, allowing her to defecate on his penis; when the man orgasms, he releases a mixture of semen and feces onto the woman's back. b) The "venture" portion consists of the man eating the "rusty" portion's resultant mixture from the woman's back without the assistance of hands (or implied other utensils).
6. (neutral) The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore.
Whore: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture!"
Brock: "Don't believe the hype. A rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red 'n sore."
Brock: "Don't believe the hype. A rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red 'n sore."
by jigen87 November 26, 2010
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