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Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”
Rubber Band by biggoon July 4, 2022

Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.
Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.
Rubber Bobbers by OMP August 25, 2022

Rubber duck 

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it
“Yo did you do your homework
“What homework
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck
Rubber duck by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

rubber casserole 

When a significant other puts fecal matter inside of a condom and you apply it on your penis and then have sex with them
rubber casserole by IdleMaverick September 17, 2022

Rubber hole

a girl that get plowed by everyone
I haven’t seen Randi lately , we’ve since she became a rubber hole she doesn’t have time for her friends.
Rubber hole by Libby Longcock September 28, 2022

Rubber Kebab 

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.
Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.
Rubber Kebab by the kebab guy October 4, 2022