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Let's Rock and Roll

A term usually used by white dads when leaving any location.
Son: Hey Dad, we have to leave for skyzone now.
Dad: Alright, let's rock and roll!
by Dragon Lettuce April 15, 2019
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nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.
1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!
by KV Peifer October 21, 2005
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roflatio

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.
Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!
by Mity J October 25, 2006
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barrel roll

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL! PRESS "Z" OR "R" TWICE!
by TheRoboticFerret September 29, 2009
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slow roll

When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.
Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second

player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
by V0b0 December 18, 2009
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alabama egg roll

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011
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rock-n-roll

this can mean one of a number of things

1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out i.e. to shag them until they can't pronounce their name, lol.

2) (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.

3) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school/university, trade school and get involved in criminal activities.
father: son, what is this new ridiculous game you're playing, or seem to be playing, on your Game Boy, 24/7 these days? you know the one, with the little green character?

son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes. (son: after a pause) : Dad, be thankful, that im not the type of rotten apple modern son that likes to rock-n-roll after school, in order to become a self-made mobster. roflcopter
by Sexydimma November 20, 2012
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