A rock on the Denali Highway in Alaska that may be mistaken for a caribou by overeager first time hunters. The term may also be applied widely to refer to any object which leads hunters on an arduous trek after a target that does not exist.
by J1b1 September 13, 2017
Get the rockibou mug.There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
Get the Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One mug.Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!
There is a trailer park!
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
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Get the Rocky mountain spotted beaver mug.McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter Pounders
They will put pounds on you
Rock and Roll McDonalds
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter Pounders
They will put pounds on you
Rock and Roll McDonalds
That show was a real Rock and Roll Mc'Donalds
Hey, have you heard that new song Rock and Roll Mc'Donalds?
Hey, have you heard that new song Rock and Roll Mc'Donalds?
by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019
Get the Rock And Roll Mc'Donald mug.The opposite of a TRD (Typical Rockhurst Douchebag)
May:
-set the world on fire
-be a man for others
-helps those in need
- not laugh at others misfortunes regardless of its severity
- be somewhat selfless
- try to act like a brother
- have jesuit values
-know the meaning of Rockhurst Brotherhood
The stuff Rockhurst wants/tries to instill other people ....
Fortunately a few do graduate believing in this....
May:
-set the world on fire
-be a man for others
-helps those in need
- not laugh at others misfortunes regardless of its severity
- be somewhat selfless
- try to act like a brother
- have jesuit values
-know the meaning of Rockhurst Brotherhood
The stuff Rockhurst wants/tries to instill other people ....
Fortunately a few do graduate believing in this....
Rockhurst guy sees another Rock guy struggling
Person 1: Are you okay? You seem down lately, you are my Rockhurst Brother so I'm checking in.
Person 2: I'm fine, I really appreciate you asking.
Person 1: Are you okay? You seem down lately, you are my Rockhurst Brother so I'm checking in.
Person 2: I'm fine, I really appreciate you asking.
by Wankboy February 17, 2022
Get the Rockhurst Brother mug.An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006
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