The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.
Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
by idontcycle October 20, 2019
Get the Road Rapemug. A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.
by barryballbags May 31, 2022
Get the Cuntry roadmug. A phrase, often used in rural dialect, that lets people know your not from the city but from a suburban or rural area relative to your current urban location.
by WhoGotTheKeys September 17, 2020
Get the down the roadmug. A racial slur towards Chinese people used by black people. Roads are flat and beat tf up like A china’man face. I herd the phase originated from Phoenix Az, during an argument between an Chinese man and a Negro man. The Chinese man called the black man a nigger and the black man called the Chinese man “Road face” because the Chinese man face was flat and beat the fxck up like the road.
by LewDGreat January 5, 2021
Get the Road Facemug. Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.
by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021
Get the Road trainmug. Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.
Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!
Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!
*A short while later*
Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.
Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.
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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!
Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!
*A short while later*
Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.
Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.
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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!
by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021
Get the Road Sensemug. by Massivedumptruckass May 25, 2021
Get the a dark roadmug.