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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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old man river

An insult for an elderly male.
"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"
by KWB March 14, 2005
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Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
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words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"
by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007
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nansemond river

Located in the 757, this is the only place where it is cool to wear crocs. If you don't have crocs then you are irrelevant here.
"Those nansemond river kids sure are weird."
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Charles River Creative Arts Program

The most awesome camp ever located at the Charles River School in Dover, MA
You went to Charles River Creative arts Program?! You are so lucky, I really want to go there!
by crcaplove July 9, 2010
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mud river motorboat

Chuck's mouth smelled like poop after giving a girl the mud river motorboat
by bukkaksi April 4, 2009
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