Rebecca Black

The person who killed Friday.
Also the person who spends her whole Friday wondering whether to sit in the front seat or the back seat.

Person: It's Friday!
Rebecca Black: Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take??

by cheeseeqaulsyum April 4, 2011

rebecca black

A 13-year-old singer who scored a massive hit with her YouTube video for the song "Friday". Her proclaimed idol is Justin Bieber, and following in his footsteps, her videos have some of the most dislikes of any YouTube video.

Ted: I have a party tonight and I don't know what to put on my playlist so everyone can have a good time!

Geoff: Why don't you get some Rebecca Black?

(silence)

Ted: So yeah, I was thinking Cobra Starship or something...

by Is Not Watching You April 10, 2011

Rebecca Black

The worst singer on Earth. Has the ability to make your ears bleed. Every time her song, "Friday" is played, a kitten dies.

When faced with an alien invasion, all that humans need to do will be to play Rebecca Black's music. The aliens will immediately realize that the human race is not worth conquering.

by ISUPLAYA April 11, 2011

Rebecca Black

A 13 year old siren, without the beautiful voice, but still manages to lure people to their death (usually self-inflicted).

Guy 1: Did you see that new Rebecca Black song?
Guy 2: Yeah it made my nose bleed.

by Raffnasty23 April 12, 2011

Rebecca Black

A teenage "singer" of YouTube fame. Her music video "Friday" is notable for Black's obnoxious pronunciation of the long "i" sound in the word "Friday," cheesy visuals, and lyrics written so poorly that many listeners can't even watch the whole video without pausing it and walking away, dumbfounded.

Person 1: "So, I just heard about this girl named Rebecca Black."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but the first time I heard her voice, I wanted to punch her in the face."

by please_go_away April 13, 2011

Rebecca Black

The annoying YouTube singer whose next song will be "Saturday."

Person: Rebecca! What is your next song gonna be about?!

Rebecca Black: Well, "Friday" was such a big hit, I decided I was gonna make songs about the rest of the days of the week!

Person: ...

by beaubee4 June 18, 2011

Rebel without a cork

Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.

Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."

Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."

Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"

by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013