Race

A general way of defining someone. Below is the list of all the races and the ethnic origins that fit into that race (these are all 100% accurate from the "Genealogy Book 2004")...

"WHITE RACE" - UK, Ireland, Germany, Poland, Belgium, Denmark, Netherlands, Russia, France, Northern Italy, Ukraine, Croatia, Czechoslavakia, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Austria, Bosnia, Switzerland, Belarus, Romania, Lithuania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Latvia, Moldova

"LATINO RACE" - Mexico, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba, Bahamas Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Costa Rica, Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Aruba, Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Peru, Brazil, Guyana, Bolivia, Chile, Paraguay, Uruguay, Argentina, Trindad

"MEDITERRANEAN RACE" - Greece, Sicily, Southern Italy, Turkey, Egypt, Albania, Cyprus, Tunisia, Yugoslavia, Libya, Algeria, Palestine, Syria, Jordan, Armenia, Morocco, Spain, Portugal

"BLACK RACE" - Jamaica, Haiti, Barbados, South Africa, Kenya, Congo, Niger, Nigeria, Somalia, Ghana, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Ethiopia, Uganda, Botswana, Rwanda, Tanzania, Togo

"ASIAN RACE" - China, Japan, Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, Taiwan, Cambodia, Mongolia, Thailand, Laos, Malaysia, Guam, Hawaii

"MIDDLE-EASTERN RACE" - Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, Qatar, Kuwait, Yemen, Oman, Djibouti, Israel, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikstan, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Lebanon, Eritrea, United Arab Emirates

"OCEANIAN RACE" - Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Fiji, New Caledonia, Western Samoa, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Nauru, Micronesia, Marcus Island

"INDIAN RACE" - India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Burma, Sri Lanka, Bhutan

"NATIVE AMERICAN RACE" - Modern Day USA, Modern Day Canada

If you are stupid and dont know your own race, go ask your parents which country their ancestors came from and look up the counrty(s). If your country isnt listed then your selfish ancestors lived in some kind of resort.

by konti October 27, 2004

columbian drag race

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.

"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"

by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009

race bender

A white girl who dates or engages in sexual intercourse with black men. Also used but less frequently to in the opposite situation when a white male is dating or having sexual relations with a black woman.

White Girl Nicole: Hey Missy let's go to Ford Heights and get some black cock.

White Girl Missy: Okay Sis, but first let me go through mom's purse and get some money for a couple 40 ouncers. Gee, Nicole maybe we'll get knocked up this time so we can get public aid!

by Andrew January 7, 2004

racehorse

A thinly rolled cigerette or joint.

The racehorse I had last night at the party blew me away.

Roll me up a racehorse and pass it up to me.

by MADANGEL September 5, 2005

boy racer

a young lad aged between 17 and 40 who has his banging rave tunes pulsating through the rotting door panels of his vauxhall nova sr which has been painted in a stupid sky (crayon) blue colour with a (bean tin) big bore 4 exhaust bolted to the back of its ridiculously low arse end,and its crap (rocky's) paint job over sprayed onto the windows, and shitty "go faster stickers" up the doors,what a tumble weed!

look at that boy racer trying to make his shit box go faster, it aint gona happen mate!

by pac dogg February 12, 2004

Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.

-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"

by Himself666 June 20, 2010

Racefaker

Someone who pretends to be a race that they aren't. It's usually so they can say slurs for Tumblr clout. Happens often in kinnie tumblr, AKA a bunch of 14 year olds who have never gone outside in their entire life.

Uhhh... why did you just reblog something from that racefaker? LOLOL get blocked idiot!

by snakesage November 14, 2018