Case Race

A race of 3 teams in which each team receives a case of beer, a blunt, and a pizza. First one to finish all 3 wins. Puking, spilling, and passing out all have time penalties.

I won the case race, but lost thanksgiving.

by Freddy Ornot November 29, 2010

racing stripes

the white lines that appear on dark tees when put on before deodorant has dried

Wait! Let the deodorant dry first. You don't want racing stripes on that sweet new band tee.

by alainaXrex September 29, 2005

Smiley Race

A race of smiley faces people. Those on msn that ONLY collect smiley faces emoticons are racist to the rest of the emoticons, such as the LOL emoticon, and the WTF emoticon. The smiley face race tends to be yellow, but may sometimes mutate to an odd shade of blue. They too, are people. We must treat them all with respect because they DO exist.

●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*omg i hate how when you reformat your computer then you lose all ur emoticons T_T
*i had like a zillion before
` {L} i S a R says:
*LOL
*i only collect little smiley ones
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*RACIST!@
*XD
` {L} i S a R says:
*like so ; D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*you only collect little yellow things.. ;O
*you RACISTTTTTAJKBDKHBB
` {L} i S a R says:
*HUN, RACIST = DISCRIMINATION AGAINST         RACE        
*THIS IS NOT
*ETHICS.
*YOU BUM.
*D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*smileys = people too >;0
*havent you heard of the smiley race? >.>
` {L} i S a R says:
*lolnu. c:
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*good god woman pay attention in class
` {L} i S a R says:
*./urban dictionaries it
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*;D
` {L} i S a R says:
*NOPE
*NOT THERE
*8D
*which means it's not real.
*c:

by Diem Anh August 8, 2009

Chicken Racing

1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.

I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.

I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"

It's only gay if you take it.

2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.

Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.

Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"

by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016

Jag Racing

The art of settling a dispute by racing you friends to see who can cum first.

A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing

by Queb3741 August 2, 2009

Race Neutral

Not for ethnic fights like: (All Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter)
Human lives matter, FOH!!!!!!
Let's respect each other for being human though. The only race there is the human race. Racists don't mean shit and are an Earth disgrace.

The kid that was born on July 5th 1997 turned out to be race neutral the entire time.

by Legal Gang$ta May 16, 2019

race walking

Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun

Advice - don't eat before your race

"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"

"Ughhh the dq flags"

"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"

"Where are they the officials"

"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"

by Xcrunner2k18 December 16, 2018