The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 08, 2025

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 03, 2020

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 10, 2022

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 10, 2022

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 30, 2014

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Puddle buddy

Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked

Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy

by Weaselbub November 13, 2016