Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

pre-tip

To pre-tip the wait staff before service in order to receive better service or a better seat in the restaurant

Watch James pre-tip the wait staff, he always gets the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021

Pre-Blown

When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.

“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”

“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”

by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018

Pre-bound

When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.

Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.

by Windchaser June 21, 2018

pre-listen

verb

abbreviation of Pretend to Listen
listening carelessly or pretending to listen

1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?

2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

pre~cool

pre~cool is a word for cool dudes. it means when something is coll or something. its just a word to throw around when joking or bring serious because its pre~cool dude

1.girl 1: did you see that girls shirt
girl 2: yeah its pre~cool

2. girl 1: did you know he had a girlfriend
girl 2: thats um pre~cool dude

by cooldudethatspre~cool March 25, 2019