"Phantom Pin Syndrome" (PPS) is the psychological disorder in which the subject feels compelled to bowl down a section of lane where pins no longer exist.
However, this may also be theorized as a type of clairvoyance in which the subject may sense and target pins on a different plane of reality from that of the bowler.
While there is no officially prescribed cure for PPS, studies have shown that subjecting those afflicted with the syndrome to an "improved musical atmosphere" via choice selections from a bowling establishment's jukebox may alleviate some of the behavior. Results may vary.
However, this may also be theorized as a type of clairvoyance in which the subject may sense and target pins on a different plane of reality from that of the bowler.
While there is no officially prescribed cure for PPS, studies have shown that subjecting those afflicted with the syndrome to an "improved musical atmosphere" via choice selections from a bowling establishment's jukebox may alleviate some of the behavior. Results may vary.
"After hugging the gutter and taking out the '7' pin, Sarah experienced a sudden case of "Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS)" when she bowled down the same path and narrowly avoided the rest of the pins."
by BBilbo1 March 14, 2010
drunk friends telling you to stop laughing. They really need to get light or glasses or something to help them see. Used mainly on discord voice channels.
by TheHPGuy March 02, 2021
A phrase meaning that ones genitalia is rather minuscule. This term is usually used as an insult. Saying this will definitely mak your peers wish to kill themselves. There is only one way someone can block this insult, and that is by saying no u .
by Zannnnnne August 31, 2018
A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.
Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.
Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.
Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).
Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.
Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).
by Bella Yonder May 18, 2011
The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.
John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
by Godzirra! March 27, 2010
An annoying man that looks like a pp head.
It is best used to call someone that when they are being really annoying.
It is best used to call someone that when they are being really annoying.
by Xavier Gyngell KNOX opopopo November 21, 2021
when someone is in check of the pp poo poo. they know what there doing, they know how to build in minecraft, and fart like a real champ.
by Kermit Boi1 July 25, 2021