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Guitar player 

the most elite of the bad asses.
they create pure and raw energy with flicks of the wrist and twitches of their fingers to make your favorite songs.

most notable guitarists have influenced the world as we know it, ie: John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Dave Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.

usually just called a guitarist
Wow! That Guitar player is rockin' that solo.
Guitar player by Baron Crane July 2, 2006
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Pro Smash Bros. Player 

Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.

Hockey Player 

Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.
Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.
Hockey Player by Kayewtie June 7, 2009

french horn player 

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.
bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

Genshin Impact Player 

A certain someone who plays Genshin Impact and has never touched grass or showered in their life. Mostly seen as a disgrace to humanity.
Person: Ew you stink, have you showered?
Genshin Impact Player: I don’t need a shower I have my waifus

tennis player 

The most best bad ass people in the world NOT bi
Hav rockin bods
Extemely athletic
Looks great in skirt
Can kick the shit outta ne1
"Oh snap son she a tennis playa."
"Oh hell yeah she good"
"Yeah lookin good in that skirt"
"Yea she coo"
"Man o wish I could be the coolest most athletic person in the world"
"Well thrn be a tennis player"
tennis player by lizziemknhg March 20, 2008