Penaldo

Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi

1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024

penală

A penală is a stress-relief instrument, best for immediate decompression after a very good or a very fucked-up flight. It is usually lighted up in groups of penală users, down at the no hat no salute area, where the Puma kisses the Hawk in a badly photoshoped promo picture. Bad for the lungs but good for the mind, the penală untightens the users’s tongue and increases his chances of active participation during an intense debriefing. The prerequisite for the correct supply and usage of the penală is the toolkit, which is mandatory in the fabrication process of the dopamine-enhancing drug.

A: How was your in-flight evaluation with the Captain? Did all go according to what was planned?

B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.

A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.

by gic2345 August 10, 2024

Penaise

The combination of the words penis and mayonnaise (under the assumption mayonnaise looks like cum). Term was coined by Bauby Manuel. Inspired by Minecraft saying "spotted dick with a side of cheese"

I slurped his penaise.

by Brandoge August 17, 2024

penai

a species of penises seperated by their owner, it is very rare and only happens if the owner cuts off their penis in a forest or in their house (very rare for it to escape)

"The penai are coming"

by reeheheehpenaiman September 29, 2023

penaldowski

penaldowski wants to play farmers league and he is robbed is penal'dor to barca ghost pessi.

penaldowski missed his penalty in la liga

by fake_farmers_goat October 9, 2023

Penaldo

Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.

You sure did a Penaldo today!

Yea I know I stole your penalty.

by EpicKPs October 16, 2023

Penargment

Penargment

Penargment is a rare disease found in both females and males, most predominantly in males. It is where a person is born with increased penis growth rates. Males can grow a penis up to 30" and females can grow a penis up to 16”.

This disease was discovered in 2009 by Dr E Burns. The disease is not deadly in most cases, however can be surgically removed if it becomes painful.

There is not much research on this disease yet, only 28 patients have ever been discovered to have this disease and most statistics are not accurate. However, the pain levels for females is significantly higher than the pain levels for males.

“I was born with Penargment.”
“What is Penargment?”
“A disease which causes increased penis growth rates.”

by cakomi November 6, 2023