emo peter parker 

The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner

The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.

emo peter parker by Chris Cagle October 15, 2007

dorothy parker

An absolutely amazing poet and woman. She coined many terms like "ball of fire", "are moderne", "one night stand" and "chain of daisies." She was awesome.

Dorothy Parker was a poet and writer in the Jazz Age of America.

dorothy parker by Emily Claire January 6, 2008

sarah jessica parker  

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

sarah jessica parker by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Liz Parker 

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". Is a serious and studious chick enjoys biology and science and dates (and married later on in series) Max Evans. She fell in love with Max when Max rescurrected her using his alien healing powers when she was shot in "Pilot". She works at the Crashdown Cafe (in the "Pilot" that's where she got shot), the town's alien themed resturant her parents own.

In last few episodes of Seasn 3, it was found that she got powers that resulted from Max's healing. She recieved visions and has a 'destructive' power.

You: "Hey I know that chick... she's the chick who played Liz Parker on "Roswell", what's her name?"
Me: "Shiri Appleby."

Liz Parker by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

pulling a parker 

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

pulling a parker by Baker146 January 13, 2011

A Parker 

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

A Parker by Crooked08 February 12, 2008

tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

tard parker by improviduto August 26, 2005