Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A terrifying running exercise used to torture kids.

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi stage arobic capacity test...

by Fitnessgram Pacer Test March 12, 2019

not-so-packey

Not packing so much in the crotch region.

So I heard that guy you slept with is not-so-packey... confirm or deny!

by Mark Williamson December 30, 2007

pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Pecker-in-law

n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.

Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.

by Spank Me Again Kelly! January 30, 2005

pecker mache

The process of making porno mag pages stick together. Can also be considered goober glue.

My little brother fucked up my Hustler with his pecker mache.

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

pecker track

the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse

Spoon loves to lick his own pecker tracks after sex

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

pinky-pecker

1. An erect penis less than or equal to the size of the typical adult male pinky finger.

2. Any man with such a penis.

Kara: I saw a nude photo of Josh Duhamel.
Sara: Is he big?
Kara: Hardly. He has a pinky-pecker.
Sara: Maybe the studio was cold.

by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008