Optimus Effect

used to define the sudden urge to rage quit against certain people.

How can you win so many games in such a short time?

Optimus effect

by EndersUDAccount May 1, 2020

optiony

When you have more than one option

A situation having many choices

Rob used the word optiony in a meeting and no one understood what he was talking about.

by Mike1000000 July 5, 2020

Optifecalosis

The condition of having a generally crappy outlook.

She is suffering from a severe case of optifecalosis.

by Dr. JFK March 9, 2021

optimus special

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!

by Not optimus April 8, 2021

Optimus Crime

Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."

The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.

No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.

Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.

by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021

Optioncide

To buy a “call” or “put” option in a stock that is heavily manipulated by a hedge fund manager, only to be pushed out of the money on expiration date by that exact hedge fund manager.

Usually, the hedge fund manager will sell you those covered “calls” or “puts” options, collecting the premium (your money), and then driving the price either up or down, to walk away with your premium & their stocks (since they are covered options).

Yo, I bought some options on XYZ stock, I was in the money but it dropped out of the money a day before expiration. I think the fund managers want me to loose. Every week they commit optioncide, murdering these options.

by Optioncide April 27, 2021

Optifuckinmistic

When you are out of your mind optimistic about your situation or point in your life.

Could you please be a little more optifuckinmistic about the situation?

by HappyCamper September 4, 2021