Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 19, 2009

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Nose Lifting

The verb form of "turning your nose up" at something.

Logan did some serious nose lifting when Connor suggested he go on a double date. No way he was going to deal with that again!

by DJWL29 February 02, 2020

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nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging

Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...

by yumeko April 05, 2011

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Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.

A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."

by goldpie December 29, 2009

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a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 08, 2013

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