by lolington222 August 2, 2011

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect
by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010

A typical know-it-all, prissy, and snobby human being. Acts like he knows more than you, is better than you, and his views and thoughts are superior to your own.
by Coonpoonsoon December 11, 2017

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
by goldpie December 29, 2009

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.
by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009
