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eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae
when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
mugGet the eat your tide podsmug.

Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!
Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!
by Incognitolover July 21, 2022
mugGet the Protein Podmug.

Pod

A large jail cell that houses a small group of people. Instead of having one cell mate in a jail cell, a pod is usually a larger cell with a bigger group of inmates, typically 10 to 15 prisoners.
There was only one female pod in that entire jail, the rest were all dudes...

When they arrested me they stuck me in cell 3K for a week, but then told me to roll it up and moved me to pod 3 in the work center , where I stayed with 12 other girls for another 2 weeks.

Just be happy you're not in pod 12, I heard some of the pipes busted and no one can even take a shower over there.
by Turnthepaige April 19, 2018
mugGet the Podmug.

pod day

pod day also known as pray on downfall day is a day where you pray on the downfall of other peoples relationships/ love. pod day is a replacement for valentine’s day
you are casually looking at someone’s instagram post with their significant other instead of saying “aw so cute” you would pray for their relationship to fail aka pod day
by jackelliotturner February 14, 2022
mugGet the pod daymug.

dat pod

dat pod is a lingo used in nashville by african americans to agree with something
aye she pretty”” dat pod”
by ronronbrokeasf June 29, 2023
mugGet the dat podmug.

Tide Pods

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."
by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018
mugGet the Tide Podsmug.

Pod Ruiner

When you invite someone in a Beluga chat and they spam the whole time and be a giant dick.
I invited Jeremy into this pod and all he did was spam pictures of cats the whole time, total Pod Ruiner
by Diabetes477 May 31, 2011
mugGet the Pod Ruinermug.

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