Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes January 14, 2016

Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes March 25, 2018

your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.

your great-granny a gay tranny.

by Dem-Definitions April 21, 2018

Granny Snorter

Someone who’s grandmother has been melted into ash and grandma ash is snorted

Person 1 : (Mean Words)

Person 2 : Shut Up You Granny Snorter

Person 1 : (Cries)

by GrannySnorter69 April 06, 2022

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 01, 2022

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 03, 2023